Sunday, 27 April 2014

Cute Name, Terrifying Procedure: 'Cinderella' Plastic Surgery Is on the Rise

Women of the world, you probably know this moment, too: You ask the polite shoe salesman to bring you that snakeskin lace-up stiletto or navy ballet flat in a 9 or 7 or whatever, and he brings a shoe that's two sizes too small, purring a coy, "It's the only size left, do you want to just trrrrrry it?" It's a valiant effort, but inevitably you gawk, like what, am I supposed to just cut off my toes to fit into that?

Well, maybe. For years now, plastic surgery to alter women's feet to look better and fit better in shoes has been on the rise. (Doctors can even make your shoes feel better, thanks to strategic Botox injections on the balls of your feet.

Now, as The New York Times reports today, these operations are apparently more popular than ever, so if you thought women's vanity was limited to our faces, chests, and love handles, well, you're wrong. Plastic surgery is now a lucrative head, shoulders, knees and toes game - emphasis on the toes.

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Friday, 25 April 2014

"Let Me Be Sheezus!" Lily Allen Is "Born Again" And Wants Her Crown Back

Cover for Lily Allen's new single "Sheesuz" shows Lily in front of a palatial home with three Corgies, just like the Queen. The inscription on the steps; "Divide et Impera" means "Divide and Rule".


"I am born again, now run along and tell all your friends, to come and join us."

"Give yourselves to me, i am your leader. Let me be Sheezus!"

"Give me that crown bitch! I wanna be Sheezus!"

Cheryl Cole's rose tattoo.


Been here before, so I’m prepared
Not gonna lie though, I’m kinda scared
Lace up my gloves, I’m going in
Don’t let me kids watch me when I get in the ring

I’ll take the hits, roll with the punches
I’ll get back up, it’s not as if I’ve never done this
But then again, the game is changing
Can’t just come back, jump on the mic, and do the same thing

There goes the bell, I know that sound
I guess it’s time for me to go another round
Now wish me luck, I’m gonna need it
I’ll see you on the other side, if I’m still breathing

Ri-Ri isn’t scared of Katy Perry’s roaring
Queen B’s going back to the drawing
Lorde smells blood, yeah, she’s about to slay you
Kid ain’t one to fuck with when she’s only on her debut

We’re all watching Gaga, L-O-L-O, haha
Dying for the art, so really she’s a martyr
The second best will never cut it for the divas
Give me that crown, bitch, I wanna be Sheezus

I’m ready for all the comparisons
I think it’s dumb and it’s embarrassing
I’m switching off, no longer listening
I’ve had enough of persecution and conditioning

Maybe it’s instinct, we’re only animal
Maybe it’s healthy, maybe it’s rational
It makes me angry, I’m serious
But then again, I’m just about to get my period

Periods, we all get periods
Every month, that’s what the theory is
It’s human nature, another cycle
Be nice to me, I’ll make you one of my disciples

Ri-Ri isn’t scared of Katy Perry’s roaring
Queen B’s going back to the drawing
Lorde smells blood, yeah, she’s about to slay you
Kid ain’t one to fuck with when she’s only on her debut

We’re all watching Gaga, L-O-L-O, haha
Dying for the art, so really she’s a martyr
The second best will never cut it for the divas
Give me that crown, bitch, I wanna be Sheezus

I am born again, now run along and tell
All of your friends to come and join us
Give yourselves to me, I am your leader
Let me be Sheezus

I am born again, now run along and tell
All of your friends to come and join us
Give yourselves to me, I am your leader
Let me be Sheezus

Lily Allen's infectious new single; "Sheesuz" takes a swipe at Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Rhianna and Lorde

Wednesday, 5 March 2014

Ukrainian Space Barbie, Spiritual Guru And Breatharian: Inside The Bizarre World of A Real Life Barbie

She has courted international controversy by turning herself into a human doll using plastic surgery and thick layers of dramatic make-up, confessing she wishes to be considered 'the most perfect woman on the internet'.  

With her pinched waist, skeletal arms, enormous colored contact lenses and vacant expression, Ukraine's Valeria Lukyanova, 23, believes she has become a living, breathing Barbie, something she sees as the ultimate embodiment of perfection. But how well do we really know her?

Valeria has visited a psychiatrist about the 'voices in my head'.

Valeria says she's an 'energy vampire' and aggravates online trolls.

I am not human: Valeria believes she is from another planet - possibly Venus, but she isn't sure - and so isn't actually human.

Valeria Lukyanova claimed she is converting to Breatharianism in her bid to resemble a real-life doll.

Valeria, AKA Space Barbie,
Inside The World of "real life Barbie" Valeria Lukyanova
'Human Barbie' says she wants to 'subsist on air and light alone'

'I want people to treat me like a plastic sex doll': Woman has hypnotherapy to make her 'brainless like Barbie'

The Pink Palace: Jayne Mansfield’s mansion makes Barbie’s Dream House look austere

Barbie to feature 'unapologetically' in this year's Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue
Girl, 7, gets £7,000 liposuction voucher for Christmas from ‘Human Barbie’ mum
Pink Hair, Leopard Leggings... And Tattoos: Barbie Fashioned To Trigger And Program You

Meet real-life Barbies: Internet craze sees teens turn themselves into freakish living dolls
Mattel Markets Cancer Barbie to Normalize Children's Cancer Epidemic
Barbie let´s her dark side go wild: Barbie Killer by Mariel Clayton
”Above Top Secret”: Nazi Sex Dolls And Syphilis
Aqua - Barbie Girl

Wednesday, 19 February 2014

Ragnarok Coincides With The Closing Of The Winter Olympics 2014

Viking folk lore predicts Ragnarök will usher in the apocalypse on 22 February.

Jorvik Viking Festival in York; England started on the 15th of February and will end on the 23rd of February 2014.

Notice the similarities between the two top images!

The failure to light up all five Olympic rings, was most likely not a failure, but planned. The "failed" ring could symbolize the Sun and the other four rings makes up a the number 88. "Modern Nazis use the number 88 as an abbreviation for the salute Heil Hitler. The letter H is eighth in the English alphabet, whereby 88 becomes HH." (Wikipedia) The 88 is also representative of an 88-word passage from Hitler's Mein Kampf,

Coincidentally, The Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics started on the 7 Feb 2014 and will end on the 23 Feb 2014.

Will the World as we know it end on that day? I think not! Any prophecy with a date attached to it raises my eyebrows, but these are two big events taking place on the World stage simultaneously and nothing is happenstance in the grand scheme of things.

On stage one we are witnessing a battle to win Olympic golds, to become Olympic gods/goddesses and on stage two there will be "a great battle foretold to ultimately result in the death of a number of major gods (including the gods Odin, Thor, Týr, Freyr, Heimdallr, and Loki), the occurrence of various natural disasters, and the subsequent submersion of the world in water. Afterward, the world will resurface anew and fertile, the surviving and returning gods will meet, and the world will be repopulated by two human survivors." (Wikipedia) 

Ragnarok, Apocalypse and End of the World memes are mostly fear porn, but it is important to keep an "Odin's eye" on World events, to see what story is playing out and try to connect the dots.

Yggdrasil - Odin's horse

According to the myth, Ragnarok is happening on the Vigrid plains. Could it be referring to the Astral plain?

Sunday, 29 April 2012

Blood Concept: A Provocative Fragrance Line Based On Human Blood Types

Italian brand ‘Blood Concept,’ has launched a provocative fragrance line based on the four major human blood types: A, B, AB and O.

Filled with legends and meanings, blood is soaked with mystery‚ fascination and respect.  it’s the most tested and studied part of human body and it guards a multitude of secrets that reveals our inner and unique way of being.

BLOOD CONCEPT is a private celebration of the vivid and fascinating liquid that flows in our veins. Because blood is actually the river of life.

Our four fragrances, A, B, AB, O, retrace the evolution of manhood through time and its record of information, history and mutation, so well kept in the vital flushing of blood.

BLOOD CONCEPT is a mystic ritual with no flowers to be found: deep as primeval Africa in 0, aromatic as the scent of familiar land in A, bold as unpredictable itineraries in B, sharp and freezing as a metropolitan skyline in AB.

Blood Concept: Let it flow

Saturday, 28 April 2012

'I Hope It Is A Smooth Transition When Prince Charles Kills The Queen And Seizes Power': Sacha Baron Cohen's Character The Dictator's Controversial Message To The UK

He already caused a stir promoting his new film when he tipped Kim Jong-Il's 'ashes' over Ryan Seacrest at the Oscars.

Now, Sacha Baron Cohen has controversially attacked the Queen in a new trailer for The Dictator made especially for the UK.

The London-born comedian wished Her Majesty well for her upcoming 'blood diamond' jubilee and said he hoped it was a smooth transition when Prince Charles kills her and takes the throne.

The hyped-up film tells the story of a fictional leader, General Aladeen, who is thought to be based of Jong-Il and Saddam Hussein, of a the fictional Republic of Wadiya.

In an intro to the latest trailer, the bearded character, played by Cohen, is seen sitting on a chair surrounded by gun-wielding plebs.

He addresses the camera, saying: 'I would like to congratulate your dictatoress Elizabeth on her blood diamond jubilee and I hope it is a smooth transition when her son Charles eventually kills her and seizes power.'

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Shocking Photos Show Swedish Minister Of Culture Celebrating With Racist Cake

Culture Minister Lena Adelsohn Liljeroth (right) opened a party last Saturday by slicing a piece of this cake.

A macabre scene with racist undertones took place on Saturday when Swedish minister of culture Lena Adelsohn Liljeroth attended a tax funded party for the Stockholm cultural elite.

The self-proclaimed "anti-racist" Liljeroth declared the party officially started by slicing a piece of a cake depicting a stereotypical African woman.

Photos from the party at World Art Day have already been released on Facebook and are now going viral in social media.

The shocking photos show several established left-wing members of the Stockholm cultural elite watching and laughing as Minister of Culture Lena Adelsohn Liljeroth slices a cake depicting a black African woman with minstrel-esque face.

Lena Adelsohn Liljeroth was invited to open the festivities by performing a clitoridectomy on the cake, which she did by slicing off the part of the cake depicting female genitalia.

She then proceeded to feed that part of the cake to a performance artist, done up in blackface, his head protruding through the table.

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